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Saturday, December 24, 2005

The van fire

Finally, there's good news from the police station. No, it's obviously not a good thing that a few dunces decided, for whatever reason, to set fire to the Chabad Lubavitch van back in October, but it's a really good thing that suspects have been apprehended.
We are never sure what the appropriate punishment for such brainless acts might be but we do have one suggestion: suppose when it's all done, the courts order that those responsible must wash the outside of the Chabad Lubavitch van, with soapy water and sponges, once a week at a specified time until they turn 18 years old?
You could call it educational, we would think.

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